If, like me you enjoy an occasional #ginoclock and also like to try your hand at something crafty (thats not too complicated), you could do no worse than to head to www.misofunky.com for their cute coaster declaration of love for the tipple.
Miso Funky is a Glasgow based online craft emporium designing and selling their own crosstitch designs and samplers with a very modern twist. They also stock Emily Peacock needlepoint kits for the more skilled stitcher. I particularly like their own ‘Sniff Glue Worship Satan’ sampler:
This particularly cute cros-stitch ring by Manchester-based Magasin:
And the Happy Fucking Birthday Card (though its sold out – hope there’s more stock to come!)
Definately not for your granny.